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Jokes Are Good For The Soul Therefore I Give You Soul Food

Christmas Jokes

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner? A: Roast twerky!

http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/holiday-jokes/5

Blonde Jokes

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!

Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

(I am a blonde okay? I'm not trying to be offensive)

http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/blonde-jokes/5

Technology Jokes

Q: What computer sings the best? A: A Dell.

Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password? A: 1forrest1

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Me: Siri, where is the best place to hide a body? Siri: The second page of a Google search.

I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."

Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram? A: They could've downloaded it for free!