Funny Laws (Part 5 of 10): United States
1.) No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
2.)Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
3.) It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
1.)It is a crime to share your Netflix password.
2.) Its illegal to hold hands in school.
3.) Hollow logs may not be sold.
1.) It is illegal to sell one’s eye
2.) It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
3.) It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
1.) Birds have the right of way on all highways.
2.)It is illegal not to drink milk.
3.) You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3 different substances.
1.) It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
2.) At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
3.) Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
1.) Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
2.)It is illegal to tickle women.
3.)No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
1.) The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.
2.) No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
3.) All lollipops are banned.
1.) Whistling underwater is prohibited.
2.) A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.
3.) For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
1.) It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.
2.) Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
3.) Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
1.) If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.
2.) Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
3.) You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.