• Bailey Flowers

Funny Laws (Part 2 of 10):United States


1.) Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears

2.) Billboards are outlawed

3.) You will be fined for riding in the back of a passenger car without a seatbelt, however you can ride in the bed of a pickup truck with no safety equipment


1.) Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

2.) A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.-Pocatello county

3.) Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.


1.) Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.

2.) It is illegal to wear sagging pants- Collinsville

3.) It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.


1.) Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

2.) One may not sniff glue.

3.) One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.


1.) One-armed piano players must perform for free.(That is just mean-My OPINION)

2.) The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. (PEOPLE ARE BURNING HELLO)

3.) Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.


1.) Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

2.) If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

3.)No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.-Topeka


1.)One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

2.)Dogs may not molest cars.

3.)A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.


1.)It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

2.)Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.

3.)One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.(My OPINION should be everywhere)


1.) After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

2.)It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.

3.) You may not step out of a plane in flight. (Have fun with that)


1.)You may not curse inside the city limits-Baltimore City

2.)It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.-Rockville

3.)Thistles may not grow in one’s yard