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United States: Funny Laws (Part 1 of 10)

Theses are the top three funniest laws in each of the states (via DumbLaws.com)


1.) You must have Windshield Wipers on you car.

2.) Masks are not allowed to be worn in public.

3.) It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown.


1.) You may have a concealed slingshot, if that person has received an appropriate license

2.) Its illegal to string a wire across any road (For-Pranksters)

3.) It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose


1.) There is a possible 25 years in Prison for cutting down a Cactus

2.) Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

3.) A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. -In Mohave County


1.) A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. (in my opinion that is a stupid law)

2.) Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

3.)Honking a car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.


1.) You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

2.) It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

3.) No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. (I wonder how that happens)


1.) Throwing missiles at cars is illegal

2.) Catapults may not be fired at buildings. -Aspen County

3.) It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.


1.) In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

2.) It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. -Devon County

3.) Silly string is banned. - Southington County


1.) It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.

2.) Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.

3.) Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.


1.) It is illegal to sell your children.

2.) If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

3.) Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.


1.) All citizens must own a rake.

2.) Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.

3.) It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.